30 8 / 2014

rnicrophone:

bombing:

cop: who the hell ordered all these pizzas

me: you said i got one phone call

image

(via a-timelord-girl-who-shadow-hunts)

24 8 / 2014

agentprince:

You’ve been dead a long time.

(via thisgirlgames)

24 8 / 2014

dredsina:

YOU THINK I’M JOKING BUT I’M DEAD SERIOUS

(via living-life-on-the-misha)

24 8 / 2014

pomenocti:

edentimm:

i dont exist so you can find me attractive and acceptable

this speaks to me on a personal level.

(via living-life-on-the-misha)

24 8 / 2014

ughstounding:

Slam fucking dunked

ughstounding:

Slam fucking dunked

(via living-life-on-the-misha)

21 8 / 2014

dynastylnoire:

vulcsmash:

george takei is a gift to humanity

the last one though

(via anemotionallyunstablecreature)

21 8 / 2014

musicalescapement:

Tears Dry On Their Own - Amy Winehouse

(Source: musicalescapement, via pinkmany)

21 8 / 2014

radicalfruit:

a-s-d-f-g-h-j-k-l-no:

gorillamunchies:

why does this make me feel mad

Because he’s considered powerful, and she’s considered a whore.

*shots fired*

(Source: the-best-shy-i-can-be, via japan-korea-canada)

21 8 / 2014

corporateaccount:

iowa is the only state that consists entirely of vowels

(via consulting-waiter)

21 8 / 2014

"w is not a vowel"

every message in my inbox for the next 16 years (via corporateaccount)

(via consulting-waiter)

21 8 / 2014

21 8 / 2014

screaming-towards-apotheosis:

sebadasstian-stan:

agentsofthenterprise:

so how about a movie starring Chris Evans, Chris Pine, Chris Hemsworth, and Chris Pratt directed by Christopher Nolan naturally titled The Crisis 

THE CHRISIS

Coming out this Christmas

(via ijustwanttohugdavidtennant)

21 8 / 2014

alltangledupinblue:

daveyoufool:

When people say “it’s not classy for a lady to curse”

BITCH THIS LADY IS THE EPITOME OF CLASS

LOOK AT HER CURSE. LOOK AT IT.

.~ Practically perfect in every FUCKING way ~.

Always reblog Julie Andrews.

(via ijustwanttohugdavidtennant)

21 8 / 2014

yxxck:

florderst:

shawnali:

The first time I held a human brain in Anatomy Lab I was completely speechless. I looked at my classmates expecting a similar reaction and they looked back at me confused like…”dude let’s start identifying the structures.” I had to take a step back and let it process…in my hands was someone’s entire life. From start to finish, every memory, every emotion, every bodily control…was right there in my hands. 

I don’t care if people unfollow this is spectacular

This post just fucked me up literally

yxxck:

florderst:

shawnali:

The first time I held a human brain in Anatomy Lab I was completely speechless. I looked at my classmates expecting a similar reaction and they looked back at me confused like…”dude let’s start identifying the structures.” I had to take a step back and let it process…in my hands was someone’s entire life. From start to finish, every memory, every emotion, every bodily control…was right there in my hands. 

I don’t care if people unfollow this is spectacular

This post just fucked me up literally

(Source: medicalschool, via ijustwanttohugdavidtennant)

21 8 / 2014

colinsbulge:

okiidoke:

whysollux:

 

gophrr:

volvata:

jesuschristvevo:

omg i was looking up pics of hitler and i cANT STOP LAUGHING

image

#HEER ISCH MEIN HANDEL #HEER ISCH MEIN SPOUT

#WHEN DU TIPS ME OVER HEAR MEIN SHOUT #”ALL ZE JEWS MUST BE VIPED OUT”

Oh my god

Only on tumblr do we not question why they were looking up hitler

(via dramabooksandco)